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Dari and G Man in North America

This is why I hate Canadia...

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Yesterday was sunny and warm, +11C. Today was snowy and freezing, -11C!!! Do the maths, 22C drop in temps OVERNIGHT!!!

But when I left work at 6pm this eve, it wasn't snowing - it was raining. But your typical rain, like as in falling water... no, here it rains frozen rain - little frozen pebbles that sting your face when they hit you.

And to make matters worse - for the second time in as many weeks, yet another dude oozing too much knobly juice, in that typical "I can do eet" kinda mentality, got himself hit by the downtown C-Train, which I, incidentally, need to catch to get home. Needless to say, he's now a perfect people pattie - defrost before serving, best served with fries (serving suggestion).

My point being, I had to walk the 10 blocks home in -11 temps and frozen rain. With my Mario's meatballs and pasts dinner wedged in my bag.

Shit like this is so NOT cool - fuck with the weather, that's fine, but DON'T fuck with my food!

PS. While taking this photo of this poor plant outside my apartment, I dropped my glove somewhere along the street. But I re-traced my foots in the snow and found it again! Yay me... okay, fine pretty gay I know. But at least I have my glove back. You don't wanna be the doos with one glove, eh?

Which reminds me - YO MOMMA so fat, her ass covers her tracks in the snow!
posted by Dari, Wednesday, November 08, 2006

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