3M
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Three months???? Get the fuck outta here - I haven't been here three months? Have I?
But that's what the moons say, and who am I to questions the moons?
Well not much has happened since I last wrote the big Two Month mail. For those not good at maths, that was one month ago!
Work-wise
I've done some awesome work, when I've worked. But I've also been lazy and openly criticized the culture of working long nights and weekends - that made me SO unpopular with the partner it's just not funny! Although I find myself in the office most Sunday mornings, to make up for the time I fucked around after the big Friday lunches - but that's fine, its gives me an opportunity to use and abuse the office telephone to make random calls back home, right? But unlike most you you with play-play jobs, I still have to work this coming week! Aaargh!
Sociableness
So there's still fokol to do in Cal - I keep myself busy by surfing the net for Chump-worthy material, watching thousands of Youtube clips, shopping at the Saturday Sears sales and relaying the randomness that is my life! Oh, and running from cougars and former strippers...
Happy holidays
I'm not gonna wish you Merry Christmas cos it discriminates against us non-Christians and heathens. My people have suffered enough... Everyone's already put up their "holiday lights" and "holiday trees" which makes the place look quite festive. But the Christmas carols in the malls and offices... killing me! Over and over the same songs!!! It's about time someone wrote wrote new carols!!!
Anyway, in case you haven't heard, I'm jetting to London, Inga-land (and not London, Ontario like all these Canadians think?) for Christmas and New Year! For those of you that are there, you better prep the sleeper couch, whip out the two ply, stock up on peanut butter (Black Cat, preferably) and prepare an entertainment itinerary to keep me outta trouble! Apparently I need to visit Soho... So, ho, how much?
So lemme know what all ya'll are up to? I'm out!
PS. I found a place that sells pies. Hmmmm, pies... but not so nice... I think they dropped a bag of frozen veg in there...
But that's what the moons say, and who am I to questions the moons?
Well not much has happened since I last wrote the big Two Month mail. For those not good at maths, that was one month ago!
Work-wise
I've done some awesome work, when I've worked. But I've also been lazy and openly criticized the culture of working long nights and weekends - that made me SO unpopular with the partner it's just not funny! Although I find myself in the office most Sunday mornings, to make up for the time I fucked around after the big Friday lunches - but that's fine, its gives me an opportunity to use and abuse the office telephone to make random calls back home, right? But unlike most you you with play-play jobs, I still have to work this coming week! Aaargh!
Sociableness
So there's still fokol to do in Cal - I keep myself busy by surfing the net for Chump-worthy material, watching thousands of Youtube clips, shopping at the Saturday Sears sales and relaying the randomness that is my life! Oh, and running from cougars and former strippers...
Happy holidays
I'm not gonna wish you Merry Christmas cos it discriminates against us non-Christians and heathens. My people have suffered enough... Everyone's already put up their "holiday lights" and "holiday trees" which makes the place look quite festive. But the Christmas carols in the malls and offices... killing me! Over and over the same songs!!! It's about time someone wrote wrote new carols!!!
Anyway, in case you haven't heard, I'm jetting to London, Inga-land (and not London, Ontario like all these Canadians think?) for Christmas and New Year! For those of you that are there, you better prep the sleeper couch, whip out the two ply, stock up on peanut butter (Black Cat, preferably) and prepare an entertainment itinerary to keep me outta trouble! Apparently I need to visit Soho... So, ho, how much?
So lemme know what all ya'll are up to? I'm out!
PS. I found a place that sells pies. Hmmmm, pies... but not so nice... I think they dropped a bag of frozen veg in there...
