Here some howlers
Saturday, October 14, 2006
And I'm not talkin' timberwolves or nothing. I thought Americans were dumb, but you should have heard some of the pearlers. These are just two of the brainiac responses Canadians have given me the past three weeks. The Sean Paul Likes Jerk Chicken Award goes to Dude at the strip club urinal:
Dude: Hey buddy whatsup?
Me: Just chilling bru, chilling!
Dude: Oh my god, you JAMAICAN?
Me: Ya mun, now shut it cos Jamaican me piss skew!
The Extra Sensory Perception Award goes to Pretty but dumb girl from Tax:
Pretty dumb girl: South African, eh? Interesting. But you don't look like a typical South African. Are you maybe part Asian?
Me: Hun'ed percent Blackanese.
I wish I could record them and play it back to them. I wonder if they would even realise how fucken stoopid they are?
Check some of the responses in the US of A.
Oh, and I almost forrrgeting. I eez mitting Kazakstani girrrl. She worrrking in offeece. She nice. I go "High FIVE". She no theenk I funny. I laff. I give self high five. I laff more. I go now.
